Saitama X Fem! Reader: Hands

(Name) sat across in Saitama's lap, taking a lazy bite into the blue popsicle.

"Why are you here?" He asked with an annoyed look on his face.

"Genos told me you guys had popsicles and got the A/C to work." (Name) replied, reaching up a hand to tap him on the nose.

He gave her a glare but sighed and looked back to the tv, "Fine, just don't bug me."

"Sai, I'm sitting on your lap." The (h/t) pointed out blankly.

"I noticed." He replied sarcastically.

"Besides, I wanted to spend time with you... Alone." She leaned her head against his shoulder.

He flushed a bit but grunted, "Whatever." The palm of his left hand rested against her back.

His other hand moved to rest on her bare knee, the two watched the screen of the tv.

They sat, simply enjoying each other's presence.

"This is nice..." She murmured as she threw her popsicle stick into the trash can which was conveniently placed a few feet away from them.

"It could be better if you weren't mooching off of me." He jabbed, the hand on her knee moving.

His intention was to flick her nose, he was extremely surprised when she stopped him.

She gave him that little smile that told him she was up to no good.

"What're you planning?" Saitama asked wearily, watching the (h/t) smile.

The woman lifted his hand, her fingertips running over the calluses.

He watched her for a moment, she lifted his hand closer to her face.

Saitama jolted as her soft lips touched the palm of his hand.

He yanked it back, face reddening.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His voice came out higher pitched than usual.

"Flirting with you." She said, as if it was obvious.

"WHAT - " The man flew back, steam almost coming from his ears.

She rolled her eyes and moved towards him again, "Just shut up."

(Name) then pressed her lips to his, succeeding in both shutting him up and getting what she wanted.































//Extended Ending

"Is he going to be okay?" Genos asked, gently nudging Saitama who was still frozen.

"Yeah, he should be." The (h/t) replied.

"Please treat him well." The blonde said with a slight bow.

"I like the guy, why would I treat him badly?" She giggled, leaning against the man.

"As long as you make him happy and are able to keep it up then I have no problem. I approve." Genos nods.

"DON'T ACT AS IF YOU'RE MY PARENT!!" Saitama yelled, finally snapping out of it.

"Oh, he's back." (Name) giggled.